Kirk and Spock explained this week-end the situation of our staff. I thought only the human female and the human male that are sharing the apartment with us are our servants, but apparently I was wrong. And after behaving not very swaggering with two bipeds, the big boys felt the need to point out the different positions among our staff…
First of all we have the human female. She is an Administration and Communication Manager for us, meaning that she is in charge of our PR (blog, social media, mass media…) and that part of our life that requires planning and organization (menu, cleaning, appointments, improvements etc.). Then there is the human male, his main responsibility being to provide sawdust and different other stuff, as indicated by her. Also, from time to time he needs to go to the market and provide large quantities of dill. The vegie stock is kept up to date by both of them…
Then we have godparents. Each of them has a special utility and the human female selected them according to our needs. The honor of being our godparents was offered to them in order to secure their support. So, Kirk’s godfather is also our official transporter. No, don’t think of Jason Statham, it has nothing to do with him. But every time the main humans are going on vacation for few days, he has the means to transport all our belongings to the temporary servant.
Spock’s godmother is one of our temporary servants. I was told this because I had never visited her mansion. But Kirk and Spock had the chance to stay with her for few days.
Data has also a godmother. Actually he got a whole family of godsomething. His actual godmother is a little girl of 5, and she is very important in our equation also: her parents were once temporary servants for Spock & Kirk and whenever they visit us, they bring fresh vegies as gifts.
I have a godfather, also 5 years old, but a boy. I was speechless yesterday when I heard he watched our short movie and recognized me. Of course his parents are very important for us because they are also temporary servants.
On top of all this, we have a vet. Thanks to The Great Guinea Pig God that we don’t need do see him very often. I mean once per year is more than sufficient.
Of course, there are other worshipers around, but they come and go… Do you have you own staff?