Something is wrong with Spock… I know he’s our fearless ninja fighter and the lead harasser of our humans, but sometimes I have the impression he is exaggerating. And Kirk seems not to be willing to interfere. I’ve tried convincing him to talk to Spock, but he said nothing is wrong with the lad and he sees no issues there. I don’t get them! What if the humans would think we are exaggerating and they will cut our veggies ratio?!
Anyhow, let me explain what happened… So, the human female is on vacation for 8 days. We all agreed she may leave without us and that we will do our best to survive with the human male. Everything was quite normal for three or four days. I mean “human male normality”: we were not having our main servant who knew exactly what we want, but things were fine. Except for the fact that the human male preferred to use her couch, the one that usually is also Spock’s domain, where he can go out and fool around whenever he wants. And he does not really understand when the perfect moment to scratch Spock between his ears is.
So, at some point Spock found himself in a situation where he had not been scratched for days, his view over the room was obstructed by the male and the couch was almost all the time busy with the bipod. And this made him act. He started going out on the couch and screaming out loud whenever the male was sleeping. Or just running around in his lap, when he was on the couch, and around and refusing to sit still. At some point the human male was so desperate that something may be wrong with Spock that he almost called the vet. But the female managed to calm him and his wallet dawn saying that if the crazy little guy eats and sleeps normally, he should wait before stressing him more. And asked him to start using his own couch and stop disturbing Spock.
Apparently this worked and now Spock seems happier. Let’s hope he’ll stop stressing until Saturday when she’ll be back… But this morning we all showed the male who’s the boss and woke him up at 7:30 to feed us. The female always feeds us around 7, but he always postpones that moment because he has no wish to wake up that early. But we need our breakfast and this is all that matters.
Just look at Spock how evil looks. Don’t you have the impression he’s planning something?! (The picture was taken with the human male’s phone because our camera is also gone with the female.)
The Tales of the Guinea Pigs Gang 