I think at some point I will revolution the psychoanalytical world by publishing a book regarding the human craziness. And our human female would be the main study case. Poor woman, she really needs some therapy.
As you may know, she was on vacation, abducting the laptop and the camera. Fortunately, the two objects were safely returned. And the human also… Although we were not really worried about her. Now, the point is that she went shopping while being on a Spanish island called Mallorca. Which normal in the brain person would go shopping while on vacation?! Not only that she went shopping, but she bought a T-shirt with a Guinea Pig riding a yellow motorbike and wearing a very pink helmet.
First of all, my dear furry friend, riding a motorbike can be dangerous, so please wear a full suit, not only a helmet. Next: a pink helmet?! Really?! I wouldn’t wear something like that in a million years… And finally, why would she buy a T-shirt with a no-name Guinea Pig on it when she has at least one precious VIP in the house?! I could even share one T-shirt with the others. So, I don’t understand her.
Oh, and by the way, at her venerable age she should stop fooling around with T-shirts like this. Now don’t get me wrong: I’m proud she is wearing a Guinea Pig, but the other humans may realize she is not quite normal according to the social norms and may put her under treatment. And this is not a good moment for something like this as the human male left for a while and we are home alone with her.
By the way, this is the T-shirt:
I will really try to manipulate her into having some T-shirts with us on them.
The Tales of the Guinea Pigs Gang 