Almost two weeks ago we had a very weird experience: first contact with a lot of water! Now, you may ask yourself how in the name of all gods that one can find on Google we’ve got in contact with a lot of water at the 1st floor of a water proof house located in the middle of the European capital, Brussels… Well, the answer is simple: our human female made it happen!
Apparently we were stinky. Although I do not agree with this assessment: my manhood smell is not stinky! And yes, I pee where I sleep, but everyone does that. In my humble opinion, I was as clean as a pig can be. And the other three members of The Gang totally agreed with me. So, there was no real need for a bath and we hadn’t even thought of that. I mean, honestly, it never occurred to me that a human can be that crazy to try to bath a Guinea Pig.
But… Our human is that crazy! So, she picked a warm day, she cleaned our rooms, prepared towels and other effects and shocked me. Spock and Kirk realized what was going on and tried to warn me, but I really couldn’t understand what they were talking about: I had never had a bath in my life! So, I was looking at them with disbelief.
And the human started her show. Worf was the first one and it was very easy with him: he froze. In the bath tub and on the couch wrapped in the towel. I think he even forgot to move his eyes for about half an hour…
Then it was me. I’ve tried to put up some fight, but that water was stronger than me. And the bath tub’s sides were slippery, so I had no chance of escaping.
Next in the line was Kirk, who behaved like usually (for him was the third bath!): pretended to try to escape, accepted his faith, stood calmly wrapped in the towel because he just loves cuddles.
Spock put up a real fight, like always. That little one (I have chances to grow bigger than him!) gave her some harsh time and made her chasing him all over the bath tub. As you can notice, taking a picture of him wrapped in the towel was not possible because… he actually spent less than 30 seconds in there, then just run in his room.
Apparently we still have around 6 months before our next bath… Reassuring.