It is well known that the humans tend to relax and forget their main duty towards us if we only act cute and ask for food. So, from time to time and with no exaggeration, we need to give them a gentle push and activate their sleepy neurons. OK, maybe is not always gentle the push, but it is needed.
As I am super busy planning the world domination, I let Data dealing with this. Just because I’ve noticed the hf became super relaxed and more preoccupied with shopping for the future little biped. Data thought and thought about how to activate her brain and the only solution found was to make his wee reddish every other day. In the beginning I had no idea what was happening. I’ve just saw Data super preoccupied with his urine and the human turning white face one morning.
The hf had no idea which of us was responsible for the reddish liquid, so she became even more whitish. Just that the next day our bedding was normal again. And after one or two das again some reddish traces… She became so desperate (there were no other signs of illness) that she started to take photos to see what happens with our wee pattern while she is not home.
After 10 days of intermittent stress applied on her brain, she took it very seriously and almost decided to separate us in order to check which of us was responsible and then to take us to the vet. That was the moment when I felt it was time to interfere and ask Data to put an end to this joke. I really felt that we would end up in the vet cabinet with some injections in our white butts… So, on Sunday morning Data revealed to her that it was he the one peeing reddish, but forgot to tell her also why.
The hf spent the whole Sunday taking photos of Data’s wee and discussing the issue with some very experienced human servants. Finally, while she was washing her hair, her brain woke up and she realized that Data was chewing more than me from a willow tube and that the reddish colour of his wee was connected to this. I suppose that while she was washing her hair some water got to the brain and helped irrigating it…
After this mystery was solved, she relaxed once again. But not for long! 😀 Because Kirk decided to help us and produced no poop at all on Monday night. I have no idea how he did it and I really think it’s amazing for an athletic piggy like him to eat a significant amount of veggies, pellets and hay and produce no poop during 8 hours. But it was sufficient for the hf to get stressed once again. Just that this time she asked the hm to check on Kirk’s poops the next day. But Kirk couldn’t keep the prank for longer than that night and the day after pooped also what he kept inside for the night. Sorry, we have no photo with Kirk or his poop.
So, this is how you keep fresh the mind of your human servants.