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Sleeping positions for an active pig

I’ve noticed Kirk talked a lot about my personality yesterday… Like he doesn’t know I’m reading this blog also! And not all is true – I stay very still when I’m sleeping.

Also, I would like to add that I like being cuddled, but respecting my own terms, not the ones imposed by humans. Meaning that I really enjoy being caressed, but only if I am in my apartment. So they need to strech and fold in very weird positions to be able to touch me and get from my part the lovely piggish sounds. My terms apply also to other activities, like getting out on the couch… If I want to go and chew something, I do it when no human is using that object. But if they are around and try to catch me on the couch, I’m very tenacious and find an impossible way to pass over them and go back to my penthouse. Resiliant may also describe me.

And I need to say something about Kirk too: he loves spending 20 minutes lying on the chest and neck (yeah, weird preferences!) of our human female. He is not moving, just making cute little noises. I could not stay still for so long! And this gets us back to our subject…

Actually, I get so tired after running around on the couch and running from humans (whenever I go out on the couch, they feel the need to try grabbing me and kissing me and hugging me!) that I go back to my apartment and fell asleep at once. And I don’t even remember how I ended up sleeping in some positions… It’s a tough life being a pig!

But then I wake up and find the hay and life is active once again. Until I realize the human female documented all my moves and took a lot of pictures with me in some very awkward positions… Than my life turns in to a struggle to get to those photos and delete them. Of course, after a hypnosis session to try to remember what else I’ve been doing.

But, since the pictures are here, I might even share them myself and make sure she gains nothing on my behalf. I suspect she may try to sell them to some life styles magazines for the Guinea Pigs. (I saw her searching the contact details for Cosmopiglitan…)

So, watch and learn!

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(I almost felt few times, but let’s keep the secret!)guinea_pigs_tales_spock_rolling

(Don’t trust everything you see: I sometimes act looking wretched, so that the humans come and comfort me. It gives them a purpose in life…)

Stay tuned! Tomorrow we will explain you how we supervise our human “building up” our weekly menu. 😀

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Plans for today

I woke up this morning around 8 shocked that I haven’t received my food yet. Usually, the female comes out from the other room latest at 7.30 and gives us our vegetables. But not today. So, I woke up Kirk and we started screaming and shouting, asking for the food. Kirk even started to jump from and on his wood house and running around his room. Trust me, his butt touching the plastic floor could wake up even some dead bodies!

Finally, around 8.30 she came out, she looked at us and seemed like she was trying to decide if she would feed us or not. Honestly, we need to teach her a lesson! Impossible this humans! I even refused to get out on the couch and let her touch my butt!

Anyway, let’s come back to the subject… She is at home because she took a day off from work. I just hope this does not mean less money for her and, implicitly, less food for us. So, probably she will spend the day on the couch looking at us as we were some reality show from Animal Planet. She should really get a TV!

From my part, I plan to take advantage of the sun and to sleep in my room and run around on the couch. Maybe even pooping in the blanket. Just look at us how angelic we are when we sleep!

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(Written by Spock after breakfast.)