Kirk's tales

Piggy on diet

I think it’s already clear for everyone that I’m the photogenic one in The Gang. My fur colour matches very well my eyes and looks good on any fleece / bedding pattern. So I always look good in pictures…

Just look at these amazing photos! I am awesome even behind some grids.

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But after this morning weight control session the human female decided I should be on diet. Just because my weight got above 1.40 kilo! I really don’t get it: I am a healthy piggy and she saw that even when I passed 1.35 kilo nothing bad happened. So, I really don’t get her concerns. I love to eat and vegies & pellets are the most amazing things in the world…

Now I’m thinking of ways to put pressure on her and change her decision of limiting my pellets to two spoons per day instead of four. This is no life for an icon piggy! First she took out the cereals from my diet, now she reduced the pellets. I wonder what’s next?! Chasing me around the house and make me exercise?! I will stop posing for her and I should take back my permission to use the photos all over Internet!

Please excuse me, but I’m going in to my wood house to plot against humans.

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Data's tales

Crazy humans…

guinea_pigs_tales_Data_profileI don’t know how about you, but I am positive that our humans are not quite normal. True, no really “normal” human would ever accept a position as a servant for four Guinea Pigs, but I have the impression that our humans are exaggerating a little bit…

We already told you that we have hundreds of pictures with us, and not all with the best of us. In the beginning I thought they would continue preferring taking photos only of Kirk and Spock, but I and Worf weren’t spare of it. There are already hundreds of photos with us also and we’ve only been in this house for two months. The next step seems to be recording us and posting our life on YouTube. Not that this is not part of our PR champagne, but still we wouldn’t mind some privacy. Yesterday they filmed Worf while fighting with his addiction to Actimel… He is still devastated, but maybe tomorrow will be able to talk about it.

Next crazy point concerns our rooms and the constant search of the human female for better bedding solutions for us. She prepared fleece and other blankets, but we get wet from time to time and she thinks it’s not hygienic. So, last idea was to buy for us the bed protections used by humans with some urinary problems. Really?! Do I look like a piggy that needs that kind of protection?! I know exactly when and where I’m going to pee. For example a good moment is when the human male is holding me…

Don’t get me wrong: I love improvements. But I’m just afraid she will spend all her money with this kind of stuff and we will have no vegies… I need to talk with Kirk about this. Maybe some therapy will calm me down.

In the meanwhile, check how cute I am on the greenish / yellowish fleece.

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